Caterpillar Cowboy: Foodies: Adventures in Ranting with TLOTH
Foodies don’t actually like food.
I was thinking about this over nachos (and this may have been the margarita talking), when a friend of mine said, out of nowhere, “I give these nachos a 6.”
What?! Who rates nachos? Why? They’re nachos! They’re comfort food. Provided they…
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notoriousabz said:
This post makes me want to siiiiiiiing! Yes. This.
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shovelbum said:
I love you, I honestly do. You touched on the cupcakes! Yesss! If those cupcake-trend people are now zooming in on my pie, fuck them all up their snooty noses.
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Yeeeep!
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accol said:
Science is never a digression, bb.
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Love this.
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receiver said:
I rate nachos all the time: awesome, super awesome, and DREAMLAND Nacos. But a number scale? Can we turn them up to 11?
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womaninterrupted reblogged this from ladyofthehouse and added:
Everyone knows that...properly rate nachos...scooping them...
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womaninterrupted said:
Who is the nacho rater? Don’t make me go Woodward and Bernstein on your ass.
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helms-deep said:
Ugh. So true. Pretentious pretentiousness is so damn pretentious. MOAR NACHOS! And pie. And cupcakes. And brownies. Omnomnomnomnom.
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i love you
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bakewithavengeance said:
This was an excellent rant. I did the same experiment for science fair as your sister, with the same conclusions. Bounty, FTW. Unless you’re smoothing icing. Then it’s Viva, baby.
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Loving every word of this.
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